Monday, November 25, 2002

posted by tryhardloser at 15:15

Wednesday, May 08, 2002

this can't be right

i am in aberdeen university, who (in their backward ways) only have netscape installed on their computers. have discovered that confessions of a try hard loser... looks all wrong viewed with netscape. why? why? why? it makes no sense, no sense at all.

i'm off to laugh at the toilet graffiti.

posted by tryhardloser at 18:13

like glitterqueer i am annoyed by the lack of interesting things i have to write in confessions of a try hard loser... while she can still amuse us with her britney lovin' lesbo antics, my try hard life is less than enthralling. so i have decided to pursue excitement and interesting trivia.

today i have already picked up two job application forms. the life of a high roller (for that is what i will be) is bound to be more interesting than a lazy unemployed student. my second mission is to begin the hunt for interesting trivia, which today will take the form of the most boring, funny or ironic toilet graffiti i can find. wish me well, i do it for you.

goodbye readers, and take care.

posted by tryhardloser at 13:04

Saturday, May 04, 2002

it's bin a long time

i haven't written in a while, just because i had nae thing interesting to say. i finished my final coursework and sat my only exam this week so uni is properley over. no more working for a month or two (or five). the exam was boring as usual but the after exam celebrations made up for it.

15 of us headed for the union to drink pints of hooch. although it turned out only me and glitterqueer and slut were man enough for the sickly lemon drink. straight away we made bets on how many of us would be left by 5 o'clock, there are only about 20 people on my course and most of them find the idea of mixing with their classmates alien. actually that is often a good thing.

by the time we made it to the aberdeen union (the best in scotland) we were down to me plus four, with queen of fun making five. half way through a twelve hour drinking session i decided sustenance was required and munched on a pricy greek salad. i didn't count on seeing it in reverse at the end of the night. £2.95 i'll never see again.

the rest of the evening is a kind of blur. i remember drinking some kind of pink drink, then getting a shag band to match. also emmerdale fan #1 tweaking my nipple a little bit to hard for my liking after i beat her in a pint drink off. and glitterqueer confessing her love for me and my leaning techniques. oh, and dancing to flick, and drinking glasses of what i thought was water (now i think about it the small glass, sweet taste and inebriating effect points towards it being some random vodka and lemonades).

so now i am suposed to be looking for a job but i think i may just wander around town and listen to my brand new sunshine minidisc (michael jackson, soul 2 soul etc) recorded on my brand new minidisc player (now i really have no money).

goodbye readers, and take care.

posted by tryhardloser at 14:00

Monday, April 29, 2002

confessions of a try hard loser... in french! some french person has been reading me. hurrah!

posted by tryhardloser at 13:25

oh, fuck. i have no money. looks like i ain't going to no australia this summer. oh, fuck.

posted by tryhardloser at 11:30

yesterday i tried to do coursework, i really did. it is even quite interesting, all about e-books. all i managed was a list of my top procrastination techniques.

sorted random coins into 3 full jars, 1ps, 2ps and 5ps & 10ps.

learned all the lyrics on death to the pixies... slicing up eyeballs.

swapped the shoelaces on all my 4 pairs of trainers.

read adrian mole: the wilderness years cover to cover. a real try hard loser.

watched the natural world on bbc2. capybaras?

goodbye readers, and take care.

posted by tryhardloser at 11:27

Friday, April 26, 2002

good things come to those who plagiarise

things are looking a little better. 60% for specialist publishing, although my ploy of referenecing the lecturer's journal articles backfired when i spelled pederson, instead of pedersen. so one less resit to worry about and one step closer to 2 1/2 months in australia.

also, a bunny shagging mick hucknall.

goodbye readers, and take care.

posted by tryhardloser at 13:58

spinning dreams with angel wings, torn blue jeans and a foolish grin

for your convenience i have added a new section to confessions of a try hard loser.... me, myself and i is just a list all about me, more will be added when i can be bothered. no time to write any more today, i am going to pick up marks for coursework, then make arrangements for my sunny summer.

goodbye readers, and take care.

posted by tryhardloser at 12:54